How To Be Perfect
| Author: | Fox Catherine | |
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| £7.99 / €9.35 | ||
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This guide to the acts needed for perfect living includes such tips as the etiquette for other people's bathrooms (don't write your name in the dust on the window sill) and how to make a bed perfectly (follow the instructions from IKEA).
'One of the advantages of being married to a vicar and living in church accommodation is that you are free of the relentless acquisitiveness which dogs ordinary householders. 'As a result I find myself totally free from unattractive envy when leafing through House Poncified magazine. I don't find myself in any way hoping the home owners give themselves a hernia lifting their heavy French cast iron frying pan. And I thank God for that.'
This clear-sightedness enables Catherine to bring together in one handy volume all the accumulated wisdom necessary for Perfect Living, offering such choice morsels as:
• Etiquette for Other People's Bathrooms (don't write your name in the dust on the window sill)
• How to Make a Bed Perfectly (follow the instructions from IKEA)
• Dress Elegantly (give to Oxfam all those clothes you are too fat for)
• Ought Charismatic Evangelical Christian women to dye their hair? (Irrelevant. They should have their heads covered)
• Perfect Vegetables (cut out the middle man - put any leafy green ones straight in the bin)
Enjoy! And just to be on the safe side after you have enjoyed repent!
| Publisher: | Monarch Books |
| ISBN/Code: | 9781854246363 |
| First Sale Date: | 10/09/2003 |
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